origin of the species

there was a kid i used to hang out with named bruce page. he was what you might call a "character." he was the kind of guy that would drive his broke down ass 20 year old car in the fast lane of the highway, even though it only went 42 mph, tops- not be a jerk, mind you, but because he "liked it over there better." so whatever, he used to make up words and have all these catch phrases: winona has cakes, hang a loaf... i don't know, maybe you had to be there. the one i always remember was that he used to say "patience, young wookiehopper." so that's where that came from, i totally stole it. fuck you, bruce!! just kidding.